AP reporting this morning:
After decades of plunging prices and a dwindling workforce, Shrimpers are cheering President Donald Trump’s tariffs
Yo, fellow shrimpers, you are letting me down over here. I am sure Donny can afford a gilded washing machine with a 30% tariff paid for by our tax dollars, that he will turn a blind eye to the bill for labor that the great unwashed leave next to his freshly laundered Chunky Dumpy Humpies (POTUS brand cloth diapers) but shrimpers don’t have that luxury. Let’s get together and discuss. I have this incredible new record by Fake Nudes that Bill Chen and I want to share with you over our next meal on our working class rafts.